Big Black Bus pt 3: Anwering Machine Messages READ FIRST

Lyrics: (Tracy): ...Your call. I just sit by the phone waiting for your call. I won't even go take a shower for fear that I might miss your call. They're afraid I'm gonna hurt somebody. They're afraid I'm gonna hurt myself. Does it smell in here? Kim? (Kim): Mm-hmm. (Tracy): Over. (Kim): Did you do it? (Tracy): Yeah, I didn't click back to you? (Kim): No. (Tracy): I thought I did! (Kim): No. (Tracy): Uh-oh, I think I... (Kim): Did you do it without laughing? (Tracy): Hold on... (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): Sitting by the phone, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): Givin' Marilyn Manson a call, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): And then I find out, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): He don't want me at all, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy) So I'm just sitting here weeping, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): I fear the rejection, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): I really hope this message, (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu. (Tracy): Will give you an erection. (Kim): Du-nu-du-nu-nu-do-do-do. (Tracy): Marilyn Manson, I wanna... (Kim): Du-nu-du-du. (Tracy): In case you didn't know who left all these messages, I'm not gonna tell you! No, um, it's Tracy and my number, as I've left before is 749-9036. (Paul): Yeah, my name is Paul man, and my phone number is 978-9514 and I wanna get blown away dude! Cool! (Tracy): Mmm-hmm. Uh-oh...Kim? (Kim): Yeah? (Kim): Marilyn, yes it's us again, yes, for the ninth time today. (Tracy): And we've wrote a little song for you. (Kim): I'm sure you'll really enjoy it once you're done throwing up. Okay, one two three: (Kim and Tracy): We keep calling you but you don't call back. You don't call soon, we're gonna turn you black. All these times we're pretty tired So if you don't call back we'll set you on fire, word. Okay, we want those tapes and we want 'em now And we're prepared to wait for the cows, mooo You better call us back when you say you will 'Cause if you don't well have to kill, word (Kim): Okay, anyway this is ninth time and it's probably the last time. (Anonymous man): Hi, you guys have the most bogus crapolla message I've ever heard in my life, and I'm gonna come see this trash because it's so f*****g ridiculous. (Tracy): Kim, you're boring!... (Kim): I know, okay, Stephanie I don't get any money. I just have a... what? What are you talking about? No, Stephanie, okay, I'll give you fifty dollars. Okay. did you call yet? (Tracy): Yeah, um, Kim, we're leaving a message right now. (Kim): Oh, Stephanie, this is all being recorded on the guy's answering machine. (Tracy): Oh yeah. (Kim): Stephanie... hang up the phone. (Tracy): Oh no, we're still being recorded. (Kim): Well hang it up. (Tracy): Why? He never calls us. (Kim): I know but Tracy, um, tell him what? Oh yeah, Stephanie's giving me the money so I can go to Universal and I'll have to pay her back, I just have to give her back the fifty dollars which is interest anyway 'cause... (Anonymous man): You're a skinny fuckin' runt douchebag. (Kim): Hi, it's Kim again but you should be really thankful this is only the first time that I've called today, but um, okay, it's Friday night and it's 9:34 and 49 seconds and I was wondering if you had a tape for me yet? And if you do, like, you know, could I get it like tomorrow? And, if you, like, if you're going to insist on sending me on a wild goose chase after it, then well, I guess I could handle that but um, just like you know me and Tracy were thinking 'bout maybe like we could get it tomorrow or something. Just think about it. And I want underwear too. (Paul): 'Allo, 'allo, do tell. My name is George McCartney and I should call you again. (John): 853-7496. My name is John, uh, and Jim Camacho. 653-8218. Uh, we really, we really would like to win this um, thing. Jim? (Jim): Ever since... ever since the first night when we... and that spooky lane of, I'm reminiscing, I, I had that, that vibe to call, and now this gives me a real reason that I just want to, a, you know, a real reason to call. Because, you know, it's, it's a hotline. I figure it's perfect. (Anonymous woman): I wanna see you God... Feel you so bad I can almost taste it. (Elaina): Hi Marilyn, my name is Elaina. I'm one of Tracy's friends and she just gave me this number... (loud, slowed down music)