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On November 27, 2026, if I'm still alive, I will be 80 years old. On that date, and on this channel, I will perform 80 (military - no knees) pushups, I will unmask forever (showing the ladies what they've missed), followed by an as yet undetermined musical performance, concluding with a rousing rendition of "To the Colors" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbSxOQqiVhM), performed on an amplified blues harp. Mark your calendars!
Played finger style on my 6-string National steel-bodied "ResoRocket Deluxe" resonator guitar. Since I have always had difficulty keeping time in this piece, to help me with this I contrived a foot drum out of a dust pan, a tambourine and (of course) duct tape.
Reasons for wearing the disguise: (Pick the one you feel is most appropriate)
1) To avoid creditors
2) To avoid ex-wives and ex-girlfriends
3) I'm a typical ugly old hillbilly (79 yrs) with bad teeth, bad hair and bad clothes.
4) Advised to do so by the Witness Protection Service
5) Mob has a contract on me
6) I'm otherwise famous, and don't want this to get out
7) I have a solemn, dignified position in a small town, where performing blues music with suggestive, politically incorrect themes wouldn't be appropriate. (Think preacher, funeral parlor director, high school teacher, mayor, etc)
8) I'm on probation
9) To avoid prosecution. I have outstanding warrants and unpaid fines.
10) I'm a hermit, and very reclusive.
11) I was hideously scarred by an accident.
12) I'm the professional Mexican wrestler (luchador), known as "El Vavoso".
13) I'm a third degree hikikomori with black belt.
14) I suffer from combat-related PTSD, which the VA psychiatrists say is manifested in my case as avoidant personality disorder.
15) I make the worst kind of "stinky face" when I play: clinched and bared teeth, rapid eye movement. A real turnoff.
16) In case I ever get cancelled, all I'll have to do is get a new stage name, and a new ski mask, and I'll be back in business.
17) Russian FSB psyops using facial recognition software can not find me. (I support Ukraine, and I've called called Putin a "little s**t") and also "Putin – khuilo!" [Putin is a dickhead]).
18) My attorneys tell me to continue always wearing the mask in these videos, because in my case against the "Masked Singer Reality TV" show (I was first!) for infringements and psychological damages, not wearing my mask could show a judge that wearing a mask while performing, was not really important or necessary for me.
19) For the pure boyish fun of being a super hero with a "secret identity", (and my superpower is playing acoustic blues guitar, That IS one thing I CAN do).
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